I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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