absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
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