I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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