I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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