East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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