apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
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