I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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