grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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