OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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