We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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