Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
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