I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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