My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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