Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
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