I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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