I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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