Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Randomize
