The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Its about making memories worth repressing
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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