Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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