PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Randomize
