After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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