i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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