): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
did i walk over a car last night?
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Randomize
