You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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