So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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