I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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