i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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