So drunk its hurt
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Randomize
