my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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