I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
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