I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
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