I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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