Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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