Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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