question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I want her autograph on my taint
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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