Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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