If i come over, it means nothing
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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