I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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