dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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