Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
Randomize
