The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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