chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
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