how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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