Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
