called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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