She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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