Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I just blew my weed a kiss
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
Randomize
