what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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