we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Randomize
