i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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