Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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