shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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